Reanna Lace

LET YOUR CREEP FLAG FLY HOSTING IN LONG BEACH NOW !! I like to think I was born as odd a bird, as silly a goose, as lone a wolf, as night an owl 🕊️🪿 I am the OG creator of the X-factor, as well as the epitome of the X-factor. What can I say, I was born fly. Reanna Lace, you like me or you don't. As Franzese once said: "You either like me or you don't. It took me twenty-something years to learn how to love myself, I don't have that kinda time to convince somebody else." annnnnd, STUN-GUN-STUNNED SLAM DUNK! I have a dream to REMAIN FOREVER REIGNING QUEEN OF THE CREEPY BITCHES CLUB. (So far, all elections won, all unopposed) I love to party. When I have DMT flowing through my veins, I become a self-actualized version of myself. Come see me for some company as well as all the party favors you could dream of. Quite a variety. I do not discriminate when it comes to party favors. All kinds are respected, welcomed, and encouraged in my presence. Lol. What can I say, I guess I'm a bit of a garbage disposal in that regard. Hey now, no one’s perfect I can promise you, you have never met another soul like me. Come to me and you yourself can attach a positive or negative connotation to that very vague but so-subjectively-accurate-it-might-as-well-become-objective, statement. Bite the bait. Have a taste. And then ill ask, "Am I made of all-american pretty girl pie?" You wanted me sweet, but instead you can call me savory. I don't want a little, I want it all. And Yes, I can take it all, or at least ill give it a full effort try. What do I always say? Stay faded. What do I always say? Don't think. Just Act. What do I always say? Drip Droppin' like a broken faucet. What do I always say? She ain't a creep nor a freak like me. What do I always say? What if today is the day you get hit by a bus... you'll never have gotten to taste this and tell me if I'm made of allll-american-pretty-girl-pie. Boyyyyy, the way I moan, Its like the prettiest symphony. Av