Elsie Buchanan

living, breathing art Muse of Industry Titans 📍 Currently: autumnal London Tall, pale, quippy redhead seeking connection with a (mostly) reformed nerd... London is my home, and more often than not you'll find me here. However, more and more of my time is being spent abroad, and I'm happy to encourage that trajectory. Are you a west coast boy, frequently found in Zurich, on a project abroad by yourself, in Cyprus, Cape Town, Shanghai? If you think we'll click, I ask you to introduce yourself. Time and place have a way of working themselves out around me. Who am I? A young lady with a couple of degrees under my belt, a corporate life, big expressive eyes, a constant desire to learn, and a disarming way of relating to others. However it is you're picturing me, I'm probably 11% less intelligent, and 37% funnier. I speak English, gibberish, and NDA. Presumably you have eyes and can see my gallery, but in case not: long ginger hair, paper white skin, dancers feet, excellent proportions. Slender build with exceptional hips and waist. I'm a darling of the C-suite - outliers cluster around me. What do I enjoy doing? For a starter: admiring myself nude in full-length triptych mirrors, birdwatching (true!), hunting for first-editions, spontaneous trips abroad, having a secret identity as a lady of the night, staring lecherously at the men suit shopping on Savile Row. Using my free will exceptionally. We'll get along famously if you also enjoy Scotch, making fun of pretentious Scotch tasting notes, long conversations on niche topics, red meat (especially game meats), and romance. They say I give the best scalp and neck massage in the Northern Hemisphere, but frankly I think I deserve the title for the Southern as well. Questions? Curiosities? Date inquiries? → elsiebuchanan.com I like to write, so find me on Twitter and Substack if that's your thing. Caveat Emptor, I don't like being online, and my posting can be considered sporadic at best. I live in the re