Envy

💋 💋 AUGUST FORECAST: Hotter than your excuses. 💋 Two more weeks to feel the heat. You could spend another August melting into your couch, troll-scrolling like it’s a full-time job, watching reruns as your brain goes mush and telling yourself next weekend you will start your New Years resolution… Or… You could spend time with someone who actually improves your day—and doesn’t require subtitles to understand sarcasm. pick Me! I'm Envy. 🔥 5’5” (almost) of curvy fluffiness very noticeable 60” around the hips—yes, exactly it's a "G-d damn" kind of moment. 💙 Piercing blue-grey eyes (that notice it all) 🫦 Knowing when silence says more. 💋 Blonde. Short, fun hair—chaos-resistant, not chaos-proof. 🎶 A voice you’ll remember… even if you pretend you won’t. 🧠 Sharp wit, faster comebacks, and a strict “no nonsense, no refunds” policy. I’m intelligent, funny, composed, and just the right amount of trouble If your opener is, "hi", "i got $$", "where you at", or another such text, please rewind and try again. If you’re only seeking attention because you’re not getting it anywhere else… maybe it’s because you’re not memorable enough to earn it. Harsh Maybe. But I prefer honesty over confusion. So please don’t waste time. If you’re serious, respectful, and capable of forming a sentence with more than one syllable, then text me. Also—read past the typos. If you cannot manage this simple tesk, please move on down the line. Try reading instead of clicking puctures. Use that smooshy thing between your ears that ppl use to call your brain. If you fail. Feel free to Try again, until you figure it out. I might even be impressed. Come find out why they call me Envy. Lovers gonna love, haters gonna Envy 📱 Text Do not call. Try not to piss off the female that might have your penis in her mouth 💋 Minimum Donation: $125 (Not sixty, eighty, or 100) 💋 Appointments ONLY(30 min. notification) 💋 Incall Available 💋 Limited Outcalls with Video call