Lauren

Times are tight, but so am I! Young, Fun and versatile girl. I ENJOY being your side piece. You know that thing your wife won’t do? It’s in my top 3. (I’m a pretty good time.) I am educated, professional and discreet. So whether you need me on your arm at a gala or drinking beer at a dive bar watching the game- I assure you, your peers won’t know. ( but if they did they’d sure be jealous because…. i’m a pretty good time.) I’m also capable of being a dirty little slut. I won’t play games with you, mental games that is 😉 and I cannot “ fake “ anything and I don’t believe it would be fair to either one of us. So a mutual attraction and connection is key but then I can assure your satisfaction and no regrets. (i’m a good time) If you’ve read this far, I’ve hopefully piqued your interest. (or my not so subtle subliminal messaging got you) Text me and we’ll see where it goes. P.S please do not try to haggle me. I’m not a used car, and there is no free test drive. However, even though in new and pristine working condition, i’d still recommend you come in for service. Necessary addendum for the not so common “common sense:” while most profiles have 2 or 3 photos… i have 32….(some of you haven’t caught on but we’ll try again ) i have countless reviews across 3 platforms and more references than you’d ever be able to check in a lifetime. These facts coupled with the fact i will never, ever ask you for a deposit or any form of payment up front, form a delightful pair that then begs the question: what “ scam “ are you referring to when you ask me “ is this a scam?” While i’m sure your wit and charm knows no bounds, please believe me when i say that i do not wake up every day and set out to scam random guys on the internet for their unequivocally stimulating conversation. So you don’t have to ask me if i’m scamming you in some elaborate non-monetary fashion. I am not. ( i’d like to add i in NO WAY intended that to sound cunty, i just get asked constantly day after day and